Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.
Really? Because I’m a Pisces and ib find it next to impossible
& im taurus & i fall in love too damn easily
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila